October 2009 - The Levee

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In This Issue
- Hubig's goes Hu-Buff
  The octogenarian doughboy reveals how he's transformed into a beefcake.
- MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT:
  By Albert Wrinkle
  'Yo Nagin'
  Kanye West upstages the New Orleans political scene.
- A Levee CORRECTION
  DEAR LEVEE READERS, A technical error resulted in the wrong Page 7 being printed in the October issue. Please click here to see our apology and explanation. And why not look? I mean, how many heartfelt apologies to you get any more? Rudy M. Vorkapic, editor
- Tebow injury unleashes emotions
  More than a week after watching Florida quarterback Tim Tebow leave the field with a severe concussion, Westwego resident P.J. Gravier says he cannot stop crying.
- Who, and what, is
  Katrina the Clown?
  Katrina the Clown's handlers proudly note that she has not been subject to psychological treatment since Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal earlier this year moved such help for Orleans Parish residents across Lake Pontchartrain to St. Tammany Parish.
- U.S. attorney cheated on
  U.S. Attorney Jim Letten screamed and tried to scratch and bite ex-St. John Parish President Bill Hubbard for cheating on him by disputing the facts of a plea agreement.
- This day in history
  See the role New Orleans played in the gruesome killing of Tony Montana, also known as "Scarface."
- Peek at Page 1 of this month's Levee
- GREAT MOMENTS
  IN NEW ORLEANS HISTORY
  The last few years aren't the only years New Orleans has claimed the title, "Murder Capitol of the U.S." – albeit by per capita.

Top Stories
- Katrina the Clown
  mulls running the show
  Despite official downplaying from the Katrina camp, sources close to the mute, alcoholic harlequin say her mind has been made up for her.
- More and more
  are choosing The Levee
  As the evidence above shows, The Levee is becoming the preferred publication of many in and around New Orleans. For more proof, CLICK HERE.
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