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Millionaire John Georges will offer any candidate for mayor $5 million to immediately withdraw from the contest, sources have told The Levee.
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New Orleans Mayor C. Ray Nagin returned to the city after an unannounced, taxpayer-funded junket to Cuba, landing on the military side of Louis Armstrong Airport with interesting perspectives on Communist efficiency while wearing military fatigues and sporting a full Fidel Castro beard. "Your facial hair just grows like heck there," he told select media members. "Everybody has one." The Levee asks, Nagin or Castro? Pick one.
Brad Pitt throws his support behind the Katrina the Clown for Mayor movement. The clown is soaring in Levee polls, which have an absolute margin of error. Will she be your next mayor?
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