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MIAMI – The Haitian people have filed a breach-of-contract lawsuit against the Devil, alleging the Prince of Darkness reneged on promises he made when he purchased the nation’s soul – a transaction recently made public by conservative pundit Pat Robertson.
The Levee breaks down what people may think is a complicated series of schemes and illegalities in Jefferson Parish.
Everybody's willing for a wardrobe function.
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To win Super Bowl XLIV on emotion before the coin flip, the Saints have lured Archie Manning and other former greats to play in the title game. Manning weighed playing against his son, Peyton, vs. the chance to play in a Super Bowl with the Saints and ... sorry Peyton. Saints win.
"Easter’s every year. This (the Saints in the Super Bowl) isn’t," said New Orleans Archbishop Gregory Aymond, a New Orleans native, about pushing back Mardi Gras and, therefore, Easter and other holidays to accommodate the Saints' first Super Bowl.
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From the Breach
Republican Sen. David Vitter, champion of the righteous, has informed the NFL he plans to print and distribute t-shirts that say "Who Dat!" in response to the league's claim it owns the century-old phrase adopted decades ago by Saints fans to support their team.
The league, while easing off from other fights involving its stance, informed Vitter it would be printing and distributing t-shirts reading "Ho Dat?" with Vitter's picture on them.
The archconservative and family-values Vitter has been embroiled in a prostitution scandal for the past two years.
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